My first “crushes” I can remember were Kermit the Frog and Disney’s Robin Hood (You know the super suave English cartoon fox.) Kermit to me was the funny, cool under pressure (generally), leader of the […]
Author: Betsy White
I am an admitted bibliophile. I wear my heart on my sleeve. My first crushes were both characters, not people. I am a dork. I am a singer. I can not read music. I can not play but am madly in love with the accordion. I am learning to play the Ukulele poorly. I am a writer. I come from a close family. I am a pet mother. I am a witch. I am a negative optimist. I am uncomfortably honest most of the time, but only about myself. I lie when necessary. I smile A LOT. I believe. I am slightly crazy, but in a good way. I have an active dream life. I love to roller skate. I laugh really, really loud. I am International Wenches Guild Member #2648 and the Madame of local 73. I am stronger than I look. I break easily. I am eclectic. I am surprisingly outdoorsy. I produce a lot of what I am learning is very good art, and I have fun doing it. I am a pretty good driver. I don't know what I want to be when I grow up, but I am getting ideas. I am unfortunately shy at the most inopportune moments. I can say things to you in writing that I will never say aloud. I am working very hard to become the mistress of my own existence
The Comedy Brilliance of What We Do In The Shadows
In 2014 when a comedy film about a group of vampires sharing a home in the modern world was released I watched it eagerly having no idea what to expect. What I got was one […]
Miss Creant Only Wants World Peace.
This weekend I went out on the town with The Lady Gang for Pageant Night, a creation of my awesome friend Susan because I took her to a store in my hometown and she purchased […]
On Choice, Birth Control, Pride and Being Afraid
In my home state of Ohio the rights of women are under attack. The Heartbeat Bill that has been passed by our state legislature and signed into law by our backward facing heel of a […]
In which the Heroine pretends to be a Viking…
This weekend is the 16th annual Ashville Viking Festival in Ashville, OH. Seth and I have been attending for at least 10 years, and we always have a great time and spend far too much […]
It Sounds Better on Vinyl: Record Store Day 2019
My alarm began playing “O’ Fortuna” this morning at 5:oo am, which is a painful situation on a Saturday. Today, however, I was ready and willing to get up hunk my hair into a pony […]
Go (Nina) West!
Columbus on a whole is abuzz with excitement as one of the cities most popular and prolific drag queens is on the current season of RuPaul’s Drag Race. I am a huge fan of drag […]
