Author: Betsy White

I am an admitted bibliophile. I wear my heart on my sleeve. My first crushes were both characters, not people. I am a dork. I am a singer. I can not read music. I can not play but am madly in love with the accordion. I am learning to play the Ukulele poorly. I am a writer. I come from a close family. I am a pet mother. I am a witch. I am a negative optimist. I am uncomfortably honest most of the time, but only about myself. I lie when necessary. I smile A LOT. I believe. I am slightly crazy, but in a good way. I have an active dream life. I love to roller skate. I laugh really, really loud. I am International Wenches Guild Member #2648 and the Madame of local 73. I am stronger than I look. I break easily. I am eclectic. I am surprisingly outdoorsy. I produce a lot of what I am learning is very good art, and I have fun doing it. I am a pretty good driver. I don't know what I want to be when I grow up, but I am getting ideas. I am unfortunately shy at the most inopportune moments. I can say things to you in writing that I will never say aloud. I am working very hard to become the mistress of my own existence