Category: Nerd Life

  • The Ghost of Halloween Past…

    The Ghost of Halloween Past…

    So, what are your favorite costumes? I was thinking about what I might want to do this year. In the past little bit I have been A Reveur, a black widow spider, so many witches (in a pinch I will default to witch.), Daria, a traveler, steampunk something, a flapper, sexy snow white, a pageant kid/ toddler in a tiara, and probably more but I am blanking. More than likely this year I will witch again, but I might be inspired.

    I was considering going as a member of one of the random gangs from The Warriors. I especially love the ones wearing overalls and roller skates. Very tempting!

    What are your favorite costumes? Do you have a default costume just in case? Are you planning to dress up this year?

  • Are you going to Renaissance Faire? Part 1

    Are you going to Renaissance Faire? Part 1

    Did you sing that title? I did. Thanks Simon and Garfunkel.

    It was the September of 1995 that my mom bought tickets and took me for the first time to the Ohio Renaissance Festival. I remember walking through the front gate that day and thinking “This is it. I am home.” It is a feeling I still get to this day. We watched The Swordsmen, belly dancers, the Washing Well Wenches of Willy-Nilly (Ohio Renaissance is set in the mythical English town of Willy-Nilly on the Wash.), human combat chess and Full Mounted Joust. Some of the acts from that year are no longer active, and others are still going strong, but all of them penetrated into my 14 year old brain.

    I auditioned and was a cast member in 2003, when I was 22. I was Emma Cricket the town gossip. I was paid I think about $250.00 for the full season, plus “peter pounds” an in faire currency that could be used for food and drink. I spent close to $1500.00 in costuming, etc. So I came out at a solid -$1200.00 for the season, but it was worth every penny. I loved talking to patrons, and especially playing with children who were attending with their parents. I had several fellow cast members (Sue, Jen, Ashley, and Lynk as well as many others) who I would walk about with and spend the majority of my days. Jen was playing nobility while I was very lower class, and we had fun with me acting as something of a servant for her while also teaching her fun peasant things.

    It was while I was on cast that a fellow cast member told me that I would be an amazing wench and that I should look into it. He was a member of the brother organization the International Brotherhood of Rogues, Scoundrels and Cads otherwise known as the Rogues Guild. I did some research into what the International Wenches Guild was and how it worked, and immediately sent off for my pin and membership. Several months later I received my certificate declaring me a certified wench, and my wench pin #2648. It was 2004 and I was 23 years old.

     

  • Confessions of a Certifiable Word Nerd

    Confessions of a Certifiable Word Nerd

    I love words. I love the sound of them, learning the meaning of them and the joy of finding just the perfect word when I am writing or speaking. I love to play what my family calls Dictionary games; where you open the dictionary to a random page, find a word you don’t know and tell everyone all about it. I love that moment when I am reading a book and find a word I don’t know. I eagerly run to the dictionary or to google if my dictionary isn’t handy (I prefer the Webster’s Collegiate personally, but Oxford English is nice too!) and find out more about the word, and often write it in my planner if I really like it. My word of the year for last year was pulled straight from Neil Gaiman speaking about his friend Tori Amos, Coruscate which means to sparkle or reflect the light back. As an amateur etymologist and self professed word nerd, I thought I would share with you ten of my absolute favorite words. All definitions are pulled from Google Dictionary because my Websters is not handy at the moment.

    1. Zeitgeist : noun. origin – German, meaning: the defining spirit or mood of a particular period of history as shown by the ideas and beliefs of the time.  “The story captured the zeitgeist of the late 1960s”  Literal Translation: Time Spirit
    2. Kerfuffle: noun. origin – British, meaning: a commotion or fuss, especially one caused by conflicting views. “There was a kerfuffle over the chairmanship” 
    3. Petrichor: noun. origin – English, meaning: a pleasant smell that frequently accompanies the first rain after a long period of warm, dry weather. “other than the petrichor emanating from the rapidly drying grass, there was not a trace of evidence that it had rained at all.”
    4. Onomatopoeia: noun. origin – Greek, meaning: the formation of a word from a sound associated with what it is named (eg. cuckoo, sizzle)
    5. Schadenfreude: noun. origin – German. meaning: pleasure derived by someone from another person’s misfortune. “a business that thrives on schadenfreude” 
    6. Metanoia: noun. origin – Greek. meaning: change in one’s way of life resulting from penitence or spiritual conversion. “what he demanded of people was metanoia, repentance, a complete change of heart” 
    7. Susurrus: noun. origin – Latin. meaning: whispering, murmuring or rustling. “The susurrus of the stream”
    8. Brazen: adjective. origin – Old English. meaning: bold and without shame. “he went about his illegal business with a brazen assurance” 
    9. Hyperbole: noun. origin – Greek. meaning: exagerated statements or claims not meant to be taken literally. “he vowed revenge with oaths and hyperboles” 
    10. Quixotic: adjective. origin – English. meaning: exceedingly idealistic; unrealistic and impractical. ” a vast and perhaps quixotic project” 

    What are some of your favorite words? Why? What do you love most about words; the sounds, the meanings, the way they feel when you say them?

     

  • Camping in the Summer and Midsummer Masquerade

    Camping in the Summer and Midsummer Masquerade

    My husband and I spent the weekend camping in Caeser Creek with some friends so that we could attend Midsummer Masquerade at the grounds of the Ohio Renaissance Festival.

    Friday it was ninety some degrees and about 150% humidity on Friday when we arrived for camping. We got set up and only melted slightly in the heat and insanity. We had to borrow a tent from my sister and brother-in-law because ours was apparently stolen from our garage at some point. Their tent is a 9 person cabin, so it was huge! I could get used to that.

    Saturday we woke up, went to a flea market (It was big and fun and shockingly Trump-y) and then waited for our fellow campers to arrive. They finally arrived, set up, we went to dinner, and then got ready for the Masquerade. My friend Susan decided we should do a glitter part and since I am always willing to do anything glitter I was in. I chose to do a fine red and then thicker gold toward the middle. I used a brick red eye shadow to create a mask style makeup. Since it was so hot I wore a cute fancy bra with a cropped bodice and a skirt for a belly dancer look. I felt super cute!

    The Masquerade was already in full swing when we arrived, but we got to watch the beautiful dancers of Lunar Rhythms, the daring fire work of Reverend X and friends and the comedy musical piracy of The Varlots. I also bought glow in the dark bat hair clips and punk doll head earrings that made me ridiculously happy courtesy of Mirabellaz Menagerie . Then we went back to the camp to have a fire thanks to my lovely Eagle Scout, Seth.

  • The Strangest Things in Stranger Things

    I am an absolute sucker for nostalgia. As a child of the 80’s there have been numerous shows and movies that have played right to that place in my heart. The one that has done so the most successfully and completely is Stranger Things. My husband and I binge watched season three this weekend, and I was hit straight in the face with the mother of all nostalgia bombs. From the familiar feeling of the mall to the outrageously wonderful tackiness of the clothing I am ready to go back in time.

    This is not my first bout with eighties nostalgia, and in fact I have been suffering from the affliction for a couple of years. It honestly began with netflix whose numerous 80s based shows (Stranger Things, GLOW, etc.) led to me binging so many 80s movies it is ridiculous and to listening to 80s music. Since the great 80s uprising in my head I have invested in records by Cyndi Lauper, Thompson Twins, and the complete works of Devo. I have also purchased many an 80s film,  some even on VHS.

    So…Here are some of my favorite 80s things that I would like to revive in my world thanks to nostalgia.

    1. Bathing Suits – The mom’s at the pool left me craving a classic 80s bathing suit.

     

    2. Clothing with Designs – Strong Bold Designs.

    3. Eighties Hair and Makeup – I need a crimper so badly.

    4. My favorite 80s things, pure nostalgia.

     

    Are you a child of the eighties? Are you nostaglic? Where would you go back to in time?

  • Wednesday Ink Therapy

    Wednesday Ink Therapy

    My little sister and I have been sitting on a couple of gift cards to a local tattoo parlor for months, and had been putting off a plan to go get the tattoos done for almost as long. Something always came up, or one of us was sick, or the weekend was just too busy. Well finally early this week she texted me asking if she took Wednesday off if we could finally go get our tattoos. As Wednesday is my day off (I work 4×10 MTThF at the moment) I was in.

    We agreed to meet at Defining Skin at noon on Wednesday since that was when they opened, and we would figure things out from there. I was, of course, twenty minutes early as is only right and proper so I sat in my car taking selfies until Traci arrived. It turns out she had the foresight to call ahead and Charles Martin (@tmberwolf) would be able to get us in, but not until 1:30. That meant we had some time to kill.

    Traci hadn’t eaten yet and I only had maple pecan puffs, so we decided to go get something to eat and since Brewdog Franklinton was nearby it seemed an obvious choice to us. Because you have to get a beer if you go to Brewdog I decided to try their Franklinton Dumpster Fire (The night before this location opened the dumpster caught fire very dramatically and they thought they may not get to open) which is a sour gose. It was delicious with berry and a lovely smoky aftertaste. Traci got a Sucker Punch Cider from Mad Moon, which was delicious and much too easy to drink. For lunch I got cauliflower wings with blue cheese dip. They were so good. I could have moved into that dish and lived happily for some time.

    We headed back over to Defining skin where we filled out all our paperwork and waited for Charlie to be ready for us. Traci and I were both getting text; Traci a quote from Kingdom Hearts – “One Sky One Destiny” and for me one of my favorite words and a tattoo I had wanted for a long time “Bibliophile.” I wanted mine to look as much like typeset as possible, and Traci wanted hers to be script. He got them together, made the stencils and I was up first. I was afraid that the wrist would be super sensitive and uncomfortable, but it really wasn’t bad at all. All in all the whole tattoo took about 15 minutes, which is so much quicker than all my other pieces. Traci was up next and she wanted hers on her chest under her collar bones. He got it lined up and spaced out, and then got to work on her. Hers took 30 minutes or so, not very long at all. She said the chest didn’t hurt badly either, but I don’t know if I believe her.

    We are both so happy with our new ink. The only sad thing about it is that I am going to a pool party tonight and I can’t get in the pool with my fresh ink. Oh,well. It is worth it for the awesome. I am just going to put my feet in and look at my beautiful and long time coming tattoo.

     

     

  • For the Lovers the Dreamers and Me.

    For the Lovers the Dreamers and Me.

    My first “crushes” I can remember were Kermit the Frog and Disney’s Robin Hood (You know the super suave English cartoon fox.) Kermit to me was the funny, cool under pressure (generally), leader of the best band of misfits I could ever hope to encounter.I grew up watching Sesame Street and The Muppet Show, so my indoctrination into the cult of Henson started early. My first or second birthday cake was a big bird head that my mom made. There are pictures somewhere of me probably around the age of four laying on the floor in front of our families huge console TV watching Sesame Street. I was Miss Piggy for Halloween when I was 5 or so. Around this same time I was terrified for the first time by The Dark Crystal; the emperors death and subsequent collapse was the cuplrit, but the Skeksis were pretty scary regardless. 

    Somewhere around the age of five or six my mom brought home the movie that would change me, and that remains my all time favorite film to this day, Labyrinth. This story of a plucky, and sometimes bratty, teenage girl making an ill thought out wish and having to traverse a labyrinth to save her baby brother excited my senses in a way no movie ever had before. The visuals were lush, the songs were catchy and the movie introduced me to a performer I would love from that day forward, David Bowie. (Someday I will have to go into depth about that, but this post is about Jim Henson.)

    I can remember vividly when Jim Henson died. I remember the special episo that aired as a public memorial to this amazing creator who left the world far too soon, but far better than he found it. From Jim Henson I learned that it is okay to be different. That following your dreams can be hard, but it is worth it. I learned that imagination is too good a thing to waste. And that “life is like a movie, writer your own ending, keep believing, keep pretending.” I cried for the loss of Jim Henson at nine or ten years old, because I would never be able to meet him now. I would never have the chance to tell him how much I learned, and loved him and his creations.

    Today my husband and I made our way to Cosi where they are hosting, The Jim Henson Exhibition: Imagination Unlimited. We arrived this morning as the museum was opening, and made our way down the first floor corridor where we found on the left hand side a doorway ringed in hot pink fun fur. I think we were in the right place.  Walking in the walls were painted kermit green (which is the same color as my dining room if that tells you anything about me). There was a quote on the first wall that I think is going to be a tattoo, “As children, we all live in a world of imagination, of fantasy, and for some of us that world of make-believe continues into adulthood.”

    As you approached this wall there was a turn to the right and right there was Kermit, in front of a wall with a photo of Jim and Kermit. I actually almost missed Kermit entirely somehow because I was focused on the photos and stories about Jim when he was a child and a teenager. Seth said something about me not freaking out over my boy, and as I turned to ask him what he meant there was Kermit waving hello to everyone who enters, letting them know that this is a safe space. I was shocked by how thin his fingers were, and how easily you could see he was felt from this close, but how he had always been real to me.

    The exhibit is divided into several sections. You begin in his early life where interactive screens allow you to swipe through images from Jim’s sketchbooks. You get to see his inspirations for the Muppets, the beginnings of his puppetry, how he met his wife in a puppetry class, and many images and pieces from the early days of Muppets Inc. I sang along with clips from early shows using songs from the eras, watched videos of old commercials and TV appearances and marveled at how you can see the seed of what was to become even in these early works.

    You then moved to his experimental works from the sixties that include interactive art nightclubs, Oscar nominated short films, and subversive political pieces for TV. The nightclub concept reminded me of a current Columbus attraction called Otherworld. I have not been to Otherworld yet, but friends who have been love it and I feel like it is something Jim would have approved of.

    Next came Sesame Street, and this part honestly made me a little emotional. There we found Bert and Ernie, Count von Count, Smiley the Worm and Grover. They had an exhibit where you could build your own “Anything Muppet”, a term they used for blank muppets that could be built and rebuilt to suit a need. They had a video alongside this showing the many faces of the fat blue anything muppet. They showed the development of the show, and talked about how Jim was reticent to do a children’s show because he didn’t want to be pigeonholed.

    On a wall behind Grover was the gateway to the next section, The Muppet Show. In this section they had one of the original pitch letters by Jim, scooter and his design notes, many story boards, a replica of the opening number wall, Muppet show idea notes, Puppets of Jim, Frank Oz and Jerry Nelson, and so much more. Proceeding on you found the Muppet films, and Baby Piggy and Fozzie from The Muppets Take Manhattan. There are videos of the making of The Great Muppet Caper and The Muppet Movie, more storyboards and film posters.

    Immersive Worlds is the next exhibit and the first display is the costuming Jennifer Connelly (Sarah) and David Bowie (Jareth) wore in the Ballroom/ World Falls Down scene in Labyrinth. The detailing on these are stunning, and they are no less impressive seeing them in person. There are more pieces from labyrinth like props from Sarah’s bedroom, set designs and notebooks. Across from this is The Dark Crystal where they have Kira, Jen and Augra as well as notes, drawings by Brian Froud and props.

    The Fraggles are next with Red and Wembley as well as videos, notes, and Steve Whitmire’s Headset. Across from them is a wall about what came next. It tells how Jim died in 1990 at the age of 53. That he worked on things like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles before he passed. They talked about Waldo, the first completely digital interactive puppet, the Storyteller, and the show Dinosaurs.

    At the very end was a wall that had a video being played on it. It had clips of Jim throughout the years with audio about how there is a little child in everyone. Then there is just multiple versions of the same clip of Jim wearing a headset and holding Kermit. He looks at the camera and says “Goodbye everyone. Goodbye.”

    Sometimes when I am sad, and need a really good cry to empty me out. I will go to youtube and find the video of Jim Henson’s memorial, and specifically to the moment when the puppeteers sing “One Person”. If you need a really good cry I seriously recommend this, but I had a similar feeling hearing Jim saying goodbye in the video. It felt so final, and while I know it is the case I have always felt that Jim was kind of living in all of us who loved and continue to love him.

    In the hallway outside the exhibit they had pieces from local artists inspired by Jim Henson. I took pictures of some of my favorites. I bought two things from the gift shop, the book Jim Henson by Brian Jay Jones and a Fraggle.

    All in all the exhibit is beautiful and if you have the chance to see it I highly recommend it. The exhibit runs at COSI through September.

     

     

     

  • The Comedy Brilliance of What We Do In The Shadows

    In 2014 when a comedy film about a group of vampires sharing a home in the modern world was released I watched it eagerly having no idea what to expect. What I got was one of the funniest films I had ever seen. The film addressed how awkward it would be for them to fit in the modern world, how hard it can be to seduce a victim, and even the reason they always prey on virgins. Taika Waititi and Jemaine Clement lead an amazing cast who grasp the concept with such sincerity that the ridiculousness of the characters is tempered. It quickly became one of my favorite films.

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    Imagine then my excitement when it was announced that a TV series based on the films would be coming to FX. My excitement built as I found out that they had cast Matt Berry for the series. I had watched the series Toast of London on Netflix and kind of fallen in love with Matt. He can do bombastic and pompous better than possibly anyone. The very idea of him made me excited even as I was disappointed that Taika and Jemaine would not be returning.

    The series would prove to be just as funny as the film, and keeps much of the aesthetic that this is a reality show about Vampires being followed by a film crew. The vampires in question are quite old, and slightly complacent, and not altogether very threatening. In the series we are following the married vampires Lazslo and Nadja, Nandor and his familiar Guillermo, and their roommate Colin Robinson who is a psychic vampire who feeds on people by sucking their energy away by being incredibly boring. Guillermo is hoping that Nandor will eventually make him a vampire. Nadja, who is played wonderfully by the gorgeous Natasia Demetriou, can play exasperated with fangs with a passion rarely seen.

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    I want so badly to spoil a particular episode which involves the vampire council, but I won’t. Watch it, and then message me to discuss.

  • Miss Creant Only Wants World Peace.

    Miss Creant Only Wants World Peace.

    This weekend I went out on the town with The Lady Gang for Pageant Night, a creation of my awesome friend Susan because I took her to a store in my hometown and she purchased her very first tiara. (Every woman should own at least one tiara.) We all wore tiaras, some form of “pageant” dress and made ourselves pageant sashes with names like Miss Creant (mine), Ms Aligned (my sister), Miss Chevious (Kristan), Miss Adventure (Mary), Miss Articulate (Dorothy) and Miss Behavin’ (Susan). Then we called an uber and headed to one of our favorite Columbus bars, The Light of Seven Matchsticks.

     

     

     

    The Light of Seven Matchsticks is a speakeasy style bar underneath a Natalie’s Coal Fired Pizza. It is dark and moody. The menus are housed inside of books (Ours were I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings, Huckleberry Finn and a third that I just cannot remember. The cocktails are modern twists on old classics. The food is delicious. There are strange decorations and the booth area we were in had a mail slot to put your order, written on a library checkout card, through and a little door where drinks and baked goat cheese are passed through.

     

    We moved on by another Uber to Two Truths, another favorite Columbus bar, where the absolutely charming bartender created for us more delicious cocktails. I got my personal favorite the Local Socialist. And tried a new cocktail, Summoning Solstice, because it involved setting things on fire and I was very intrigued. They were both absolutely delicious. I also realized that one of the bartenders was a belly dancer I have seen dance (Karen), so I spent a bit of time drunkenly praising her which she gracefully accepted and absolutely deserved.

     

     

    We walked to two more balls, that were okay but nothing special. We had some lightly out of focus photos taken by some lovely lightly drunk women who were impressed by our finery. We were treated to shots by a young woman whom one of us convinced that we were all brides to be. Then we grabbed another Uber to take us back to Susan’s where we ordered pizza and snuggled puppies before heading home.

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  • In which the Heroine pretends to be a Viking…

    In which the Heroine pretends to be a Viking…

    This weekend is the 16th annual Ashville Viking Festival in Ashville, OH. Seth and I have been attending for at least 10 years, and we always have a great time and spend far too much money. This year we are having meet ups for the International Wenches Guild both days as well as having Wench breakfasts both mornings.

    The festival has grown so much since we first attended so long ago, and it is something I look forward to doing every year. Here is a look at some of the past festivals with more photos to come this weekend.