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  • Wednesday Ink Therapy

    Wednesday Ink Therapy

    My little sister and I have been sitting on a couple of gift cards to a local tattoo parlor for months, and had been putting off a plan to go get the tattoos done for almost as long. Something always came up, or one of us was sick, or the weekend was just too busy. Well finally early this week she texted me asking if she took Wednesday off if we could finally go get our tattoos. As Wednesday is my day off (I work 4×10 MTThF at the moment) I was in.

    We agreed to meet at Defining Skin at noon on Wednesday since that was when they opened, and we would figure things out from there. I was, of course, twenty minutes early as is only right and proper so I sat in my car taking selfies until Traci arrived. It turns out she had the foresight to call ahead and Charles Martin (@tmberwolf) would be able to get us in, but not until 1:30. That meant we had some time to kill.

    Traci hadn’t eaten yet and I only had maple pecan puffs, so we decided to go get something to eat and since Brewdog Franklinton was nearby it seemed an obvious choice to us. Because you have to get a beer if you go to Brewdog I decided to try their Franklinton Dumpster Fire (The night before this location opened the dumpster caught fire very dramatically and they thought they may not get to open) which is a sour gose. It was delicious with berry and a lovely smoky aftertaste. Traci got a Sucker Punch Cider from Mad Moon, which was delicious and much too easy to drink. For lunch I got cauliflower wings with blue cheese dip. They were so good. I could have moved into that dish and lived happily for some time.

    We headed back over to Defining skin where we filled out all our paperwork and waited for Charlie to be ready for us. Traci and I were both getting text; Traci a quote from Kingdom Hearts – “One Sky One Destiny” and for me one of my favorite words and a tattoo I had wanted for a long time “Bibliophile.” I wanted mine to look as much like typeset as possible, and Traci wanted hers to be script. He got them together, made the stencils and I was up first. I was afraid that the wrist would be super sensitive and uncomfortable, but it really wasn’t bad at all. All in all the whole tattoo took about 15 minutes, which is so much quicker than all my other pieces. Traci was up next and she wanted hers on her chest under her collar bones. He got it lined up and spaced out, and then got to work on her. Hers took 30 minutes or so, not very long at all. She said the chest didn’t hurt badly either, but I don’t know if I believe her.

    We are both so happy with our new ink. The only sad thing about it is that I am going to a pool party tonight and I can’t get in the pool with my fresh ink. Oh,well. It is worth it for the awesome. I am just going to put my feet in and look at my beautiful and long time coming tattoo.

     

     

  • Go Big. Be Kind. Go West. Columbus Pride 2019.

    This past weekend was Pride weekend for Columbus. The official grand marshall of the pride parade was our own Nina West fresh off of winning Miss Congeniality on Drag Race Season 11. Nina has been such a shining example of what Columbus is, and the inclusivity of the Columbus drag scene, especially in the West family. I attended the Best of Axis II recently at Axis Night Club, and Virginia West (Nina’s Drag Mother) revealed that in the West family they have performers who are Gay, Lesbian, Transgender, Straight, Poly, and more which is part of what makes them amazing.

    It is estimated that half a million people were in Columbus this weekend to watch the parade and attend pride. My husband and I walked in the parade with Planned Parenthood. I met a lovely Columberino (Columbus My Favorite Murder fan) who was also walking with PP. Virginia West, who was the parade emcee, was so passionate and ebullient when we reached the judges that it legitimately made me a little weepy. “Women’s Rights are Human Rights” and the crowd went nuts. The cheering as we walked was uplifting. On another note, my employer had an amazing turn out as well with over 400 walkers including our CEO. I later found out that Planned Parenthood won the award for Best Non-Profit Contingent.

    On Sunday, Geek Girl Brunch Columbus had a brunch/lunch outing to Bat n Rouge Baseball. Local celebrities and local lgbt advocates dress in drag and play a game of baseball/softball. I had never been and it was seriously fun though one of our members got really bad sunburn on her legs. There were people dressed as: Liza Minelli, Nina West, Chyna, Doris Day, Snow White and the Seven Dwarves, Game of Thrones characters, Real Housewives, and more. It was a great time.

  • For the Lovers the Dreamers and Me.

    For the Lovers the Dreamers and Me.

    My first “crushes” I can remember were Kermit the Frog and Disney’s Robin Hood (You know the super suave English cartoon fox.) Kermit to me was the funny, cool under pressure (generally), leader of the best band of misfits I could ever hope to encounter.I grew up watching Sesame Street and The Muppet Show, so my indoctrination into the cult of Henson started early. My first or second birthday cake was a big bird head that my mom made. There are pictures somewhere of me probably around the age of four laying on the floor in front of our families huge console TV watching Sesame Street. I was Miss Piggy for Halloween when I was 5 or so. Around this same time I was terrified for the first time by The Dark Crystal; the emperors death and subsequent collapse was the cuplrit, but the Skeksis were pretty scary regardless. 

    Somewhere around the age of five or six my mom brought home the movie that would change me, and that remains my all time favorite film to this day, Labyrinth. This story of a plucky, and sometimes bratty, teenage girl making an ill thought out wish and having to traverse a labyrinth to save her baby brother excited my senses in a way no movie ever had before. The visuals were lush, the songs were catchy and the movie introduced me to a performer I would love from that day forward, David Bowie. (Someday I will have to go into depth about that, but this post is about Jim Henson.)

    I can remember vividly when Jim Henson died. I remember the special episo that aired as a public memorial to this amazing creator who left the world far too soon, but far better than he found it. From Jim Henson I learned that it is okay to be different. That following your dreams can be hard, but it is worth it. I learned that imagination is too good a thing to waste. And that “life is like a movie, writer your own ending, keep believing, keep pretending.” I cried for the loss of Jim Henson at nine or ten years old, because I would never be able to meet him now. I would never have the chance to tell him how much I learned, and loved him and his creations.

    Today my husband and I made our way to Cosi where they are hosting, The Jim Henson Exhibition: Imagination Unlimited. We arrived this morning as the museum was opening, and made our way down the first floor corridor where we found on the left hand side a doorway ringed in hot pink fun fur. I think we were in the right place.  Walking in the walls were painted kermit green (which is the same color as my dining room if that tells you anything about me). There was a quote on the first wall that I think is going to be a tattoo, “As children, we all live in a world of imagination, of fantasy, and for some of us that world of make-believe continues into adulthood.”

    As you approached this wall there was a turn to the right and right there was Kermit, in front of a wall with a photo of Jim and Kermit. I actually almost missed Kermit entirely somehow because I was focused on the photos and stories about Jim when he was a child and a teenager. Seth said something about me not freaking out over my boy, and as I turned to ask him what he meant there was Kermit waving hello to everyone who enters, letting them know that this is a safe space. I was shocked by how thin his fingers were, and how easily you could see he was felt from this close, but how he had always been real to me.

    The exhibit is divided into several sections. You begin in his early life where interactive screens allow you to swipe through images from Jim’s sketchbooks. You get to see his inspirations for the Muppets, the beginnings of his puppetry, how he met his wife in a puppetry class, and many images and pieces from the early days of Muppets Inc. I sang along with clips from early shows using songs from the eras, watched videos of old commercials and TV appearances and marveled at how you can see the seed of what was to become even in these early works.

    You then moved to his experimental works from the sixties that include interactive art nightclubs, Oscar nominated short films, and subversive political pieces for TV. The nightclub concept reminded me of a current Columbus attraction called Otherworld. I have not been to Otherworld yet, but friends who have been love it and I feel like it is something Jim would have approved of.

    Next came Sesame Street, and this part honestly made me a little emotional. There we found Bert and Ernie, Count von Count, Smiley the Worm and Grover. They had an exhibit where you could build your own “Anything Muppet”, a term they used for blank muppets that could be built and rebuilt to suit a need. They had a video alongside this showing the many faces of the fat blue anything muppet. They showed the development of the show, and talked about how Jim was reticent to do a children’s show because he didn’t want to be pigeonholed.

    On a wall behind Grover was the gateway to the next section, The Muppet Show. In this section they had one of the original pitch letters by Jim, scooter and his design notes, many story boards, a replica of the opening number wall, Muppet show idea notes, Puppets of Jim, Frank Oz and Jerry Nelson, and so much more. Proceeding on you found the Muppet films, and Baby Piggy and Fozzie from The Muppets Take Manhattan. There are videos of the making of The Great Muppet Caper and The Muppet Movie, more storyboards and film posters.

    Immersive Worlds is the next exhibit and the first display is the costuming Jennifer Connelly (Sarah) and David Bowie (Jareth) wore in the Ballroom/ World Falls Down scene in Labyrinth. The detailing on these are stunning, and they are no less impressive seeing them in person. There are more pieces from labyrinth like props from Sarah’s bedroom, set designs and notebooks. Across from this is The Dark Crystal where they have Kira, Jen and Augra as well as notes, drawings by Brian Froud and props.

    The Fraggles are next with Red and Wembley as well as videos, notes, and Steve Whitmire’s Headset. Across from them is a wall about what came next. It tells how Jim died in 1990 at the age of 53. That he worked on things like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles before he passed. They talked about Waldo, the first completely digital interactive puppet, the Storyteller, and the show Dinosaurs.

    At the very end was a wall that had a video being played on it. It had clips of Jim throughout the years with audio about how there is a little child in everyone. Then there is just multiple versions of the same clip of Jim wearing a headset and holding Kermit. He looks at the camera and says “Goodbye everyone. Goodbye.”

    Sometimes when I am sad, and need a really good cry to empty me out. I will go to youtube and find the video of Jim Henson’s memorial, and specifically to the moment when the puppeteers sing “One Person”. If you need a really good cry I seriously recommend this, but I had a similar feeling hearing Jim saying goodbye in the video. It felt so final, and while I know it is the case I have always felt that Jim was kind of living in all of us who loved and continue to love him.

    In the hallway outside the exhibit they had pieces from local artists inspired by Jim Henson. I took pictures of some of my favorites. I bought two things from the gift shop, the book Jim Henson by Brian Jay Jones and a Fraggle.

    All in all the exhibit is beautiful and if you have the chance to see it I highly recommend it. The exhibit runs at COSI through September.

     

     

     

  • The Comedy Brilliance of What We Do In The Shadows

    In 2014 when a comedy film about a group of vampires sharing a home in the modern world was released I watched it eagerly having no idea what to expect. What I got was one of the funniest films I had ever seen. The film addressed how awkward it would be for them to fit in the modern world, how hard it can be to seduce a victim, and even the reason they always prey on virgins. Taika Waititi and Jemaine Clement lead an amazing cast who grasp the concept with such sincerity that the ridiculousness of the characters is tempered. It quickly became one of my favorite films.

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    Imagine then my excitement when it was announced that a TV series based on the films would be coming to FX. My excitement built as I found out that they had cast Matt Berry for the series. I had watched the series Toast of London on Netflix and kind of fallen in love with Matt. He can do bombastic and pompous better than possibly anyone. The very idea of him made me excited even as I was disappointed that Taika and Jemaine would not be returning.

    The series would prove to be just as funny as the film, and keeps much of the aesthetic that this is a reality show about Vampires being followed by a film crew. The vampires in question are quite old, and slightly complacent, and not altogether very threatening. In the series we are following the married vampires Lazslo and Nadja, Nandor and his familiar Guillermo, and their roommate Colin Robinson who is a psychic vampire who feeds on people by sucking their energy away by being incredibly boring. Guillermo is hoping that Nandor will eventually make him a vampire. Nadja, who is played wonderfully by the gorgeous Natasia Demetriou, can play exasperated with fangs with a passion rarely seen.

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    I want so badly to spoil a particular episode which involves the vampire council, but I won’t. Watch it, and then message me to discuss.

  • Miss Creant Only Wants World Peace.

    Miss Creant Only Wants World Peace.

    This weekend I went out on the town with The Lady Gang for Pageant Night, a creation of my awesome friend Susan because I took her to a store in my hometown and she purchased her very first tiara. (Every woman should own at least one tiara.) We all wore tiaras, some form of “pageant” dress and made ourselves pageant sashes with names like Miss Creant (mine), Ms Aligned (my sister), Miss Chevious (Kristan), Miss Adventure (Mary), Miss Articulate (Dorothy) and Miss Behavin’ (Susan). Then we called an uber and headed to one of our favorite Columbus bars, The Light of Seven Matchsticks.

     

     

     

    The Light of Seven Matchsticks is a speakeasy style bar underneath a Natalie’s Coal Fired Pizza. It is dark and moody. The menus are housed inside of books (Ours were I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings, Huckleberry Finn and a third that I just cannot remember. The cocktails are modern twists on old classics. The food is delicious. There are strange decorations and the booth area we were in had a mail slot to put your order, written on a library checkout card, through and a little door where drinks and baked goat cheese are passed through.

     

    We moved on by another Uber to Two Truths, another favorite Columbus bar, where the absolutely charming bartender created for us more delicious cocktails. I got my personal favorite the Local Socialist. And tried a new cocktail, Summoning Solstice, because it involved setting things on fire and I was very intrigued. They were both absolutely delicious. I also realized that one of the bartenders was a belly dancer I have seen dance (Karen), so I spent a bit of time drunkenly praising her which she gracefully accepted and absolutely deserved.

     

     

    We walked to two more balls, that were okay but nothing special. We had some lightly out of focus photos taken by some lovely lightly drunk women who were impressed by our finery. We were treated to shots by a young woman whom one of us convinced that we were all brides to be. Then we grabbed another Uber to take us back to Susan’s where we ordered pizza and snuggled puppies before heading home.

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  • On Choice, Birth Control, Pride and Being Afraid

    On Choice, Birth Control, Pride and Being Afraid

    In my home state of Ohio the rights of women are under attack. The Heartbeat Bill that has been passed by our state legislature and signed into law by our backward facing heel of a Governor is a disgrace, and has left me feeling scared and occasionally powerless. The even more draconian bills that are following would make many birth controls, including the one I am currently using (Mirena IUD) illegal in the state of Ohio.

    I am trying to keep myself grounded and remember that this and similar laws in other states are unconstitutional based on the ruling Roe v. Wade, but with the most recent additions to the Supreme Court I feel like there is a very good chance that Roe v. Wade could be overturned.

    I have personally never had to make the choice to have an abortion, but I have been on birth control since I was 15. I have known almost since that time that I did not want to have children. I have been blessed that my birth control has never failed, but I was always reassured that if the worst (for me) happened I had the freedom to seek an abortion. Having that taken away from me, and my husband who also does not want children, is so upsetting.

    The whole situation has me wanting to quickly having tubal ligation, or a salpingetomy which is what my little sister recently got, so that I don’t have to worry as much about the possibility of losing access to birth control and getting pregnant. I called today to make an appointment to have my IUD removed because it is time and to discuss my options. I am 38 year old so I am hoping that I don’t run into the same push back I received when I was younger.

    My mother, sister and I are planning to walk this year in the pride parade for Planned Parenthood of Ohio to lend our support to a super important organization in our community. When I was 15 I had my very first gynecological exam at the Planned Parenthood in Newark and got my very first birth control. The doctors there were lovely, and so non-judgmental. I will always support them for that reason.

    I will also always fight for LGBTQIA rights. I have always considered myself to be bisexual as I find myself sexually attracted to both men and women, though nowadays I might consider myself closer to pansexual. My being currently in a heterosexual monogamous relationship does not change this, but does make it so that I am not personally effected by homophobia, etc. I am painfully aware of it happening, though, and its effects. Until this is no longer an issue I will continue to fight.

    I am planning to attend some rallys and protests as well around these issues, and to become more active in local politics to try to encourage change. How do you get involved? Would you run for local political office? Why or why not?

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  • In which the Heroine pretends to be a Viking…

    In which the Heroine pretends to be a Viking…

    This weekend is the 16th annual Ashville Viking Festival in Ashville, OH. Seth and I have been attending for at least 10 years, and we always have a great time and spend far too much money. This year we are having meet ups for the International Wenches Guild both days as well as having Wench breakfasts both mornings.

    The festival has grown so much since we first attended so long ago, and it is something I look forward to doing every year. Here is a look at some of the past festivals with more photos to come this weekend.

  • It Sounds Better on Vinyl: Record Store Day 2019

    It Sounds Better on Vinyl: Record Store Day 2019

    My alarm began playing “O’ Fortuna” this morning at 5:oo am, which is a painful situation on a Saturday. Today, however, I was ready and willing to get up hunk my hair into a pony tail and, with my husband in tow, head to stand in line waiting to get into Spoonful Records for Record Store Day.

    Spoonful is a lovely smaller Record Store in downtown Columbus. I found them through social media when they held a clean copy of Cyndi Lauper’s She’s So Unusual for me. We have been back a couple of times since picking up this or that.

    For RSD this year they had a lot of special buys including a Devo box set I was hoping to get my hands on. We got into line about 6:15 am or so, and joined the already awaiting group. Around 7:30 the owners came through asking about box sets. and in her hands was the Devo. I spoke up and that guaranteed me the Devo box set. Hells Yes.

    Other than the box set I picked up a vinyl pressing of the Velvet Goldmine soundtrack which is on gorgeous orange and blue vinyl, a used Heart vinyl and a used Peter Cetera. We got a spoonful records tote, a pearl jam pin, and a coupon for free admission to the Columbus Museum of Art. Then I had to go home because I have plans for tonight.

  • Go (Nina) West!

    Go (Nina) West!

    Columbus on a whole is abuzz with excitement as one of the cities most popular and prolific drag queens is on the current season of RuPaul’s Drag Race. I am a huge fan of drag in general, and a definite fan of our local celebrity Nina West. She is doing an amazing job on Drag Race including a small challenge and main challenge win on episode 3. More than that she has used her platform to bring light on LGBTA issues. Andrew/ Nina’s personal stories are heartbreaking, but important to draw attention to the discrimination and homophobia he experienced. Nina also draws attention to the importance of politics in drag, and in giving back to your community.

    It is so nice to see the rest of the world embracing Nina, since she is amazing, talented, and a true performer.

    If you are watching this season who are your favorites?

     

  • Talk Derby to Me: First Bout of 2019

    Talk Derby to Me: First Bout of 2019

    I love Roller Derby. I love the action, the chaos and the roller skates. I love the fun names and the amazing athleticism. And while my personal roller girl dreams may have been thwarted I will always be ready to go out and support my local roller derby team.

    Saturday in the Ohio building at the Ohio State Fair Grounds Ohio Roller Derby All Stars and Gang Green took on Toronto Roller Derby in a double header bout. First bout was the All Stars versus the Toronto A Team. This bout was a roller coaster. The teams were very evenly matched and the lead kept moving between them. The absolute MVP for OHRD was Catch Mikatchu, a diminutive skater whose ability to pivot on a toe stop was masterful. Mikatchu could also push a trio of Toronto players several feet in order to find a way around them. Absolutely amazing, and lead to an OHRD victory for the first bout.

    Bout number two was not quite as close. The Toronto B Team’s defense was a little too much for Gang Green. It was obvious that the skaters for Gang Green were beginning to get frustrated which led to them committing a significant number of penalties. Toronto would take the win on that bout.

    The half time of both bouts was filled with exhibitions by the Columbus Saber Academy. Seth wants a light saber pike, and I don’t exactly blame him.

    For more on Ohio Roller Derby click here. For more on Toronto Roller Derby click here.  For more on  Flat Track Roller Derby click here.